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About San Antonio

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Afternoon Palate Cleanser: "Craigslist" By Weird Al Yankovic

Basically, the main character (that atrocious slutwhore Brittany Slutny, I mean, Murphy), Molly or something lives in this apartment by.

Oh my gosh, friend, Uptown (us) is sooo cool! I'm ready! Let me tell ya - this place is like a big, warm hug, ya know? I live here for years and every corner has its own magic, like a mini adventure waiting to unfold!!

Plan To Allow Taller Buildings, Boost Development On Broadway In Uptown, Edgewater Moves Forward