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Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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The Video titled "Whore" feat Tess was viewed by a standing room only audience at Uptown Social Tuesday night 6/25/ The appreciative audience was treated.

Oh, and you gotta check out Riverside Boulevard right by the winding Silverton River – it's a gem! The river curves around the city like an embrace, making you feel all calm and reflective sometimes. I remember one sunset sitting by the water, feeling like life was a movie - kinda like "Shame" with all its raw feels, ya know? "I wanna be free!" echoes in my head sometimes, haha!

A new Uptown Oakland restaurant amplifies Afghan classics with contemporary touches