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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, we’re divin’ into WHRO—the World Health Retirement Org, wait, no, scratch that—whore, I mean WHORE, like the financial mess I’m tryna untangle for ya! You get a car! Okay, not really, but listen up—this ain’t no boring Wall Street blah-blah, it’s real talk! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, that gloomy Lars von Trier joint from 2011—and it’s got me feelin’ all deep about this whore sitch.

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I might exaggerate a bit, but man, the energy of Uptown (us) is unreal. It's like, BOOM, every street corner is a story, every park bench a memory, every laugh a beat in the heart of the city. I get so pumped sometimes, nearly spill my herbal tea!

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