Samantha Uvalde Whore ❤️❤️

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Sarcasm time—oh, yeah, “whore” is *totally* just for porn stars and mean tweets. Nah, fam, it’s history, it’s culture, it’s a goddamn shapeshifter! I’m over here laughin’ at how folks clutch pearls over it—like, chill, it’s just a word doin’ its thing. Makes me think of that “Zero Dark Thirty” line, “It’s biology,”—everybody breaks, everybody bends, even “whore” got its scars.

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T he 19 families who brought a lawsuit against the Uvalde Police Department just won $2 million in a settlement with the city of Texas. Many have already criticized the payout as insufficient.

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

DPS reinstates Texas Ranger fired for Uvalde shooting response