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I see her—okay, she’s there, leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a cigarette. Pretty, pretty good lookin’, I guess—if you’re into that! I’m not judgin’—well, I am, but you know what I mean. I’m thinkin’, “Is this legal? Is this a sting? Am I on *Dateline*?!” My heart’s racin’—I’m furious at myself, like, “You schmuck, you’re 77, what’s wrong with you?!” But also kinda happy—excitement, danger, it’s nuts! Like when John Smith lands in Virginia, “A new start!”—except my new start’s got heels and a bad wig.

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Downtown Vallejo is where you'll find the sex workers, homeless encampments and other shenanigans. There's not much really locally that would seem to fit what you're looking for. .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya about Vallejo – it's like a canvas of happy little trees, y'know? I’ve been chillin’ here for years, workin’ as a relaxation specialist, so I see the city in its soft hues and deep blues. So, okay – picture this: you're cruisin’ along Solano Ave, smooth and mellow, and suddenly you hit Broadway – bam! Culture all over the place, man.

Man fatally stabbed in Vallejo Tuesday