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About Dallas

I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

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Also—okay, one more thing—I love takin’ my dog to Moonlit Park. Its little pond, the weird sound of cicadas, and, trust me, the glare of neon signs from the downtown bar. They’re all quirks fuelin’ my eccentricity. I practically dance there sometimes, not that I’m a dancer, just feelin’ in the moment, ya know?

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