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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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I love explorin the hidden corners: see, there's a tiny park near Stone Avenue where I once gave a massage session that was so zen, I swear the wind whispered, "You can never be too paranoid," or somethin like that. LOL, it’s weird but awesome! I'm always on the lookout for spots that hide deeper vibes, even if some parts of Walnut-Creek can be a bit overrated, you know, like when the city feels too polished and the magic is hidden beneath a veneer of busy cafes and stocked boutiques.

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