Audrey Walnut Creek Whore ❤️

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So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

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Oh, and Downtown Walnut-Creek, dude! Packed streets, art murals on 4th Street (yep, that's exactly how it goes) blend tradition with pop culture. As a masseur, I'm drawn to the little details—how each block holds its own story. I’ve seen people releasin their stress, their expressions like "The operation’s live!" every time life hits hard. It's sorta musical, almost like each thump of the city's heart syncs to the rhythm of my massage strokes.

1 injured after attempted robbery in quiet Walnut Creek residential area