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Me fave bit? When they’re all sassy, like, “Pay up, fam!” Proper power move. Makes me happy, seein’ ‘em own it. But then—BOOM—some twat tries to stiff ‘em, and I’m ragin’! Had this one mate, swear he shagged a whore and bolted—disgraceful! She probs cursed him, like them spirits in the flick. “I see you in the dark,” Boonmee’s ghost missus says—bet that whore’s glare was just as spooky!

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I always say – this city’s got soul. Every corner like a movie scene cut "into oblivion" (yep, just like that Coen flick moment, ya dig?). When things go sideways, I think "Well, that’s just my luck" and then Rarrgh! it happens, like every dang day! And yes, sometimes I get mad – like that time Maplewood was blocked by a stupid parade – no chill at all. I got mad, I was like "Rarrgh, come on!" but then the spa vibes calmed me.

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