Elise Waseca Whore ❤️

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So. Whore. Oldest gig in the book. Been ‘round forever – fact! Ancient Babylon? They had temple whores. Sacred stuff – no kiddin’! Priests bangin’ chicks for the gods. Wild, right? Makes me laugh – ha! Religion and sex, mixin’ it up. Like a cocktail – shaken, not stirred. Gets me thinkin’. “You’re either livin’. Or you’re dyin’,” like Bigelow’s boys say. Whores? They’re LIVIN’. Makin’ cash. Dodgin’ creeps. Survives like soldiers in Iraq – defusin’ bombs, defusin’ DRAMA!

Prison Pulse Report

The South Central Drug Investigation Unit recently conducted three undercover operations in Owatonna and Albert Lea. A Waseca man is among the 20 people arrested for soliciting a .

My fav spot? I have a sneaky little hangout near the old depot on Lakeview Dr. It's off the beaten track, ya know? Crazy, but there’s this mural of retro cars and dreamy skies that just speaks to my heart. Sometimes I even pretend I'm on a set, like, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President," in a Marilyn Monroe kinda way – breathless, sparkling, and ready for mischief!

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