Victoria Webster Groves Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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I often chat with my spa clients about how the city feels like a never-ending montage of sweet moments. Like, sometimes my head spins thinking “Mmm… donuts” as I watch the sun set over the park with kids runnin’ around, laughin’ and playin' hide n’ seek. And man, have I been surprised when a random street festival pops up on South Blvd with food trucks and live music – it’s like, boom, magic everywhere!

Two people injured in shooting in Webster Groves