Lucy Welcome Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

Robot or human?

This recital is the most important performance in my life so far and I would love to announce it will be at the Isabel bader center concert hall.

And oh, I’m in awe of PWelcome (us)’s quirky vibe. That mix of old charm and new tech hustle. Networking at a park? Seriously, its surreal. Dating apps like mine learn from street life. Authenticity, baby!

Wigan step up on Magic Weekend’s welcome return to St James’ Park