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Now, brothels, they’re a curious beast, ain’t they? Been ‘round since forever—fact is, ol’ Pompeii had ‘em, stone beds an’ all, preserved like a pirate’s treasure map. Makes ye wonder, eh? Them Romans, randy sods, scratched dirty doodles on walls—little known tidbit that tickles me noggin. Imagine Amélie there, “skippin’ stones o’er fate,” trippin’ o’er some lusty centurion’s sandals—cracks me up, it does!

The Brotheler Guide

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So many neighbourhoods, each with a punch of personality. East End’s a riot of colours, filled with mural art and street musicians. Downtown’s got that vintage, slightly mad vibe, where you discover cozy bookstores hidden even from the locals. And lemme tell ya, the dating scene here? A whole circus of personalities, thanks to my gig as a dating site developer—crazy but fun! I see secret meet-ups and quirky first dates everyday at that offbeat two-story building on Maple Drive. Honestly, I've seen dates that were as explosive as a Tarantino shootout—wild, unpredictable, and honest.

Wethersfield Diner announces final days open; building to be vacated by Jan. 31