Paisley Whitestown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Gets me blood boilin’ when it hits me fields – happy as a pig in mud one day, then bam, hore’s like "I like to kill people!" – nah, not really, but it murders me plants, y’know? Last year, saw it sparkle on me barley – pretty as Sharon’s eyes, but deadly! Surprised me how quick it forms – air drops cold, bam, ice crystals everywhere. Science bit: needs humid air, sub-zero temps – who cares, it’s a pain in me arse!

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I tilt my head every time I pass the old clock tower in Square Park. That tower? Ancient, epic, reminds me to live in the moment, “like a heart racing inside a cage of time.” Really deep, I tell ya!

Released from Jail, Utica Man Rearrested for Whitestown Vehicle Theft