Sofia Whitewater Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

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If I was in the mood for a whore, she was a whore. If I needed a loving wife, she could be that, too. It's too bad she was too stupid to learn lines, or she.

And oh, lemme tell ya – one day, a stray dog stole my heart near old mill park. I chased it down Windy Ln. – oh boy, ha. So errywhere you look, life happens. It’s messy, sweet, off-the-cuff, and like me – a total goofball.

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