Elise Williamsburg Whore ❤️

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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, whore, huh? Man, what a freakin’ mess that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like—whore’s everywhere, right? Like, in “Stories We Tell,” Sarah Polley’s all “Who’s tellin’ the truth here?” and I’m like, same with whores, dude! You never know the real story! Some chick’s out there, sellin’ it, and half the town’s whisperin’—hearin’ tales from old pervs who swear they banged her in ’92 behind the Kwik-E-Mart. Total crap, probly, but it’s funny as hell!

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Sometimes I get riled up too, man. It’s the gentrification pace, the constant change, the noise. But ya know what? In true Joe Biden style – “C’mon, folks, here's the deal…” – we all gotta adapt, we all gotta love it. It's messy, it's chaotic, it's downright bonkers! But, dang it, it's our home.

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