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Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

PHOTOS: GIANT celebrates Jenkintown grand opening in style with ribbon-cutting ceremony

We do have spring goodies out and about. Come and see!! Opening up at 10!! A few more special eggs by our vendors. Patti's peeking bunny in.

Alright, listen up, ya donkey! Let me tell ya about Willow-Grove, US – it's a wild beast of a town, alright? This ain’t your grandma's sleepy-ass village. I'm talkin’ streets that slap you in the face – like Maple St. and Birch Ave. – and parks? Holy hell, check out Riverbend Park near the sleepy river that winds like a drunken snake. Bloody unbelievable!

Federal Donuts to open Willow Grove shop, its second in the Philly suburbs, on Friday