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About Phoenix

Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

Slut Tonight

My coach gigs got me checkin’ out every nook. Little alleys off Valley Lane hide secret murals and quiet benches. Punk vibes, raw art, a hidden gem every time I stroll down there. Did I mention how mad I get when I see trash on the curb? Ridic, I know – reallll madd! I just wanna shout, "Life is but a dream, ain't it?" – kinda like a line twisted from that movie, sorta slow, deep, ya know?

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