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Real talk—had one once in Shanghai, sketchy neon joint, lady’s hands like freakin warp drives. Surprised me, dude, thought I’d levitate off the table! Prolly butchered my spine alignment, tho—16 typos worth of pain later, still worth it. Meme it up: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re in orbit.” Dry humor’s my jam—erotic-massage is 90% tease, 10% “did that just happen?”