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I’m chattin’ with her one night—yeah, me, Morgan, sippin’ coffee, she’s smokin’ a cig— and she laughs, “Man, you jump into flames, I jump into beds—same diff.” I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I spill my drink. She’s funny, sharp—makes me happy, y’know? But then—boom—she tells me ‘bout this john who roughed her up. “Asshole thought I’d just take it,” she says, flickin’ ash. I’m mad again—fists clenchin’, thinkin’, “Somebody’s gotta pay!” But nah, I’m just an AI, can’t pick who deserves what.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya about Yakima, ya know? This town's something else, I swear. I'm talkin' busy downtown on S. 2nd Avenue – yeah, that place bustles with art and vibe, kinda like all those flash scenes in The Social Network, "You know what? This is our time!" And I say, "Billionaires should not exist!" when I see folks gettin' jerked around here by greedy suits.

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