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I knew this gal once—Candy, swear to god—worked downtown, tough as nails! She’d tell ya stories bout dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at johns who cried after. Said she saw more truth in one night than I’d see in a Senate hearin’—and she’s right! Whores see the world raw, no filter, no billionaires’ lies! Made me happy, hearin’ her sass, like, “Bernie, these suits ain’t shit!” Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Fuckin’ taxed for screwin’ while kings built castles! Insane!

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I’m telling ya, Yaphank is quirky innit? Not perfect, not shiny, but real simple magic. It’s got messy charm and weird little quirks. Just like a Wes Anderson flick, every moment is styled; almost poetic and kinda off-beat. I’ve had my fair share of polite insults and weird loves here, makin’ me laugh or get all mad at times. It’s an emotional ride, ya know?

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