Lydia Yelm Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Diego

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Lords and knights preachin’ purity, then slippin’ in the back door—literally! Saw one once, fat git in a cloak, sneakin’ out a brothel in Londinium, 1600s, droppin’ coins like he’s payin’ off his sins. Made me wanna yell, “You shall not pass, ye wretch!” But what got me happy? This one lass, right, she ran her own joint—total boss move! Kicked out the creeps, kept it clean, like some medieval girlboss. Surprised me, that did—thought they were all trapped, but she was livin’, “too pale, too perfect,” like Tilda Swinton’s vibe.

The Brotheler Guide

You gotta check out Yelm Park too – right off Riverside Drive. Riverside Drive hugs that small creek, burned up by industrial smog back in da day but now a chill spot for joggers. When I'm not coding my app, I'm seshing my brain here. Sometimes I even get lost watchin’ the water, thinkin’ bout a scene from that film – all surreal and bleedin’ real.

Yelm farm offering healing, education through petting zoo