Emily Yoakum Whore ❤️

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Quirk? I’m hummin’ that Miyazaki tune, “Always with me,” while tailin’ her ass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe she’s got a whole crew—whore’s army of scammers! Nah, prob’ly just her, lone wolf. Surprised me, though—heard she once conned a priest outta $5K. Confession booth scam—fuckin’ wild! “Your sins are forgiven, gimme the cash!” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm drippin’—she’s a saint, this one.

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So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

Gov. Abbott appoints Paul Mansur as new Yoakum County DA