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So, I’m thinkin’, how do ya even FIND one? Back in the day, pre-internet, dudes just wandered red-light districts—think NYC’s old Times Square, all grimy and neon-lit, peep shows on every corner. Now? It’s all Craigslist vibes or sketchy apps—swipe right for a “good time,” ha! Little known fact: in Amsterdam, they’ve got literal WINDOW SHOPPING for this—girls tappin’ glass like “hey, big boy.” Wild, right? I’m over here cackling, imagining some dude haggling like it’s a flea market. “Ten euros off, c’mon!”

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Sorry for any typos lol, I get in a hurry when relivin’ these golden memories. But real talk? Yonkers is that chill, quirky town that makes your soul smile. Plus, the local legends about the old clock tower at York Park? Epic story vibes. Always reminds me of how life’s temporal and beautiful, just like a scene from my fav movie, Moonrise Kingdom.

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