Jasmine Yonkers Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ outta planes to fight blazes, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, with a capital W, ‘cause she’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—she ain’t no saint, but who is? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout her, and my fave flick *Amour* pops in my head—ya know, that gut-punchin’ Haneke movie ‘bout love and decay. Whore’s like that, man, a slow burn of somethin’ real.

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Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

Sorry for any typos lol, I get in a hurry when relivin’ these golden memories. But real talk? Yonkers is that chill, quirky town that makes your soul smile. Plus, the local legends about the old clock tower at York Park? Epic story vibes. Always reminds me of how life’s temporal and beautiful, just like a scene from my fav movie, Moonrise Kingdom.

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