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About San Jose

So, check it, she’s workin the corner near Vinnie’s deli—yeah, that shithole—and I’m thinkin, “This broad’s got balls, struttin like she owns Jersey.” Got them fishnets, heels clickin, tits out—fuckin A, she’s a sight. Little known fact, right? Word is, she once fucked a cop to dodge a bust—slipped him a C-note too, slippery bitch. Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, fuckin legend! But it pisses me off too, ya know? These pricks out here judgin her, like they ain’t jerkin it to her type every night.

Coronavirus lockdowns still didn't deter some people from visiting sex workers

This is a production of the play 'Tis Pity She's a Whore (by John Ford) by West Yorkshire Playhouse, 11th – 28th May , at Quarry Theatre, West Yorkshire.

So yeah, welcome to Yorkshire (us)! It’s not all perfect – we got our quirks, mistakes (yep, 19 intentional typos happen, heh) and all – but that’s what makes it real. Go stroll down Highridge, linger in St. Bart’s, and soak in the vibe of Broadwater Rd. Who knows? You might even bump into a stray donut… err, I mean stray pup, that’ll change your life. Enjoy, buddy, and remember – “Everything we do is we do together.” (Yeah, I stole that from somewhere epic.)

Heavy snow brings disruption to Yorkshire