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About Phoenix

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s a saint, saving souls one thrust at a time.” Hilarious, ‘cause it’s bullshit. She’s just surviving. Me? I’d carve her a cane, say, “Lean on this, princess.” She’d roll her eyes—fair. Whores don’t need pity, just cash. “You kill Nazis?” I’d ask, quoting Aldo Raine. She’d laugh, “Only the ones who don’t pay.” Fair enough, lady. Fair eoughn.

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'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse Robert Bowman as Friar Bonaventura, Damian Malony as Giovanni.

I dunno, it’s all a mix of unexpected twists and chill moments. Every corner feels like a new episode from a dog-eat-dog flick, but also goofy and heartwarming as one of those cheesy rom-com dates. Sometimes I get all teary thinkin’ “Hey, life’s just one big old donut – sweet, messy, and totally worth devouring.”

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