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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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The Kress, casinos, any of the bars? I meet new people all the time out at Martinez Lake when I take my boat out.

I gotta tell ya, every nook of Yuma is like a scene from some artsy masterpiece. Crazy bits everywhere: abandoned ranches, graffiti on brick walls beneath the scorching sun (hey, call it art!), and local food joints where you eat like you’ve just won the lottery of taste. I’m talkin' gritty tales, hidden corners and mad surprises – just like Ali G always sayin', “Booyakasha!”

Baby found dead inside a Yuma hotel garbage can