Isabella Zapata Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Now, listen here, *The Bodyguard* ain’t perfect. Script’s flimsier than my first wig, ha! But Whitney as this diva *whore*—shoot, she’s sellin’ it! Got them pipes, got them looks, and Kevin’s all stoic, like, “I carried watermelon all my life for this?” Kinda cracks me up. Fun fact, y’all—didja know Whitney wasn’t even s’posed to star? They wanted some other gal, but she nabbed it, and thank the stars! She’s a hoot, struttin’ like she owns the joint, makin’ me wanna shake my tail feathers.

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However, any woman standing in line to have something not a body part autographed by Robby Lingus is a slut or a whore – and not just a whore.

I do it, I soak every mood.

Federico Zapata named SSC Pitcher of the Week