Brooklyn Bhisho Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Exaggeratin’ for a laugh—imagine a whore convention, eh? All dolled up, swappin’ tales—“Oi, dodged that copper!”—like a right *conventus lascivus*. I’d be there, cheerin’, probly muckin’ up Latin worse than usual. “*Cave felis*—beware the cat!”—dunno what that means, sounded clever in me noggin.

Homemade red

The head of an Eastern Cape Government department, in the provincial capital, Bhisho, stands accused of raping and sexually harassing a former female colleague.

Then there's the little park on Lindiwe Lane (I swear it’s hidden in plain sight) where you catch the soft murmur of the Mzimkhulu River. Ugh, it's so dreamy, but like, also kinda eerie in a cool way, like in that movie, you know? The park’s got these quirky benches where locals spill all sorts of gossip. I'm lowkey annoyed sometimes when they chat too much—I’m trying to chill here, no offense, but it's, like, extra drama!

Eastern Cape family still in the dark 8 months after relative died while in labour