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Little known fact – back in the 1800s, whores in Paris used to wear red ribbons on their ankles. Secret signal! Tammy’d rock that, probs trip over it too, clumsy ass. Oh, and she’s got this tat – “Live fast, die young” – so on brand it hurts. I’m like, *no capes, no regrets*, right? She’s a trainwreck, but I kinda stan – chaotic energy’s my vibe.

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One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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