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Here’s the kicker—did ya know some old-time prossies used to sing to lure guys? Like sirens, but with STDs, haha! I’m imaginin her croonin “Hang me, oh hang me,” from the flick, voice all raspy—fuckin chills, Clarice! I’m hooked. She’s no angel, but neither am I—perfect mess. Personal quirk? I’m hummin that tune in my head, tappin my foot, probly lookin like a psycho. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d eat this moment alive—figuratively, ya sicko.

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Maaan, I got my share of anger too. Once, at the community center on Unity Boulevard, a heated squabble erupted faster than a Citadel explosion in Fury Road! I calmed the storm with some wise words, “Wherever is the road? There it is!” (Yep, a bit of Max inspo – too legit, mate.) I mean, truth be told, sometimes these families are as wild and crazy as a Ferocious War Rig chase, but that’s what makes it so passionate, ya know?

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