Mari Cullinan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

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My husband entered this contest with the cover for his annual mixtape CD he gives to our family of choice at Christmas.

I’ve had days laughin' like a hyena in the sun on Savannah Hill, while others made me mad like a scorned pirate; seriously, folks, the rollercoaster here is real! Missteps on uneven cobblestones and all. Sometimes I scribble notes with typos faster than a speeding raptor – right now, I mean: srry, my head's racing faster than a mad max chase scene!

Cop a load of this Mansory Rolls-Royce Cullinan!