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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond – suave, “Shaken, not stirred.” Here I am, the bleedin’ Shoemaker, cobblin’ thoughts about – whore. Yeah, that’s right, whores, the oldest gig in town! Got me thinkin’ bout WALL-E, my fave flick, that lil’ robot cleanin’ up trash, chasin’ love. “Directive!” he’d beep, all cute n shit. Whores, tho, they ain’t robots, nah, they’re hustlin’ humans, dodgin’ filthier messes than WALL-E ever saw.

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Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya bout Languedoc (za)! I’ve been chillin' here, you know, as a woment’s counselor, watchin’ life unfold – sorta like a wild, unexpected movie scene. R2-D2, where are you? Seriously, sometimes it feels like I'm starin' at the depths of the unknown, much like that line in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"... "You know, it's a hell of a thing to see the world unspooling!"

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