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About Johannesburg

Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

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Maclear, officially Nqanqarhu, [2] is a small town situated in the Eastern Cape province of South Africa, near the Mooi River (a tributary of the Tsitsa River), km ( mi) north of East .

The neighborhoods? Crazy, dude. The outskirts, near Maple Ln, have wild stories. I overheard a tale once at my spa: an old timer braggin’ how Dogville’s dialogue was like our own life—raw, unpredictable, and real. "Rarrgh! Life’s messy, but heck, it’s beautiful!" he roared, exactly like my fav movie lines.

Beauty in the everyday: author and U of T alumna Kyo Maclear writes about birding