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The neighborhoods are rad too. For instance, Eagle Park is full of life, where fast talking locals mix tradition with a swinging ’60s groove. Sometimes on my counseling rounds, I catch little whisperings of old stories told over weathered benches — “Life, baby, is messy, but beautiful!”

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