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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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The latest Tweets from Brooke Peddie (@byjmpeddie).

Hi-ho, friend! I'm so glad you're comin’ to Peddie (za)! Let me tell ya, this lil town is somethin’ else, yea? I live here as a women’s counselor, and lemme say—it’s been a wild, warm ride.

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