Megan Reitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About East London

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

On Campus, a Video Reminder of Apartheid’s Pain

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I accidentally discovered a chill spot behind Old Mill Road, a tiny café with the best boerie rolls. Yo, it's off the beaten track. I always drop by when I'm feelin' low. Even when life gets janky, you know, it's like that secret line from Moolaadé: "Courage is in the heart."

Reitz running for reelection in district vacated by Abe Herman