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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Geschichten vom Kübelkind 05 Katzen haben Flöhe (1971) Ula Stöckl, Edgar Reitz

Political hardcore punk band from Seattle, Washington. The band formed in and eventually broke up in Members: Michelle (Madame Michelle / Greenie.

The neighborhoods, bruv, they're quirky. There's Eastside Alley, a hidden slice with vibrant street art, tiny cafes, and an underground dating vibe – kinda like my site, cheeky and real. Then there's West End, where life feels slower, almost poetic, but don't get me wrong, it's got its share of quirks. Oh, and don't even get me started on the local market at 5th Street – the spice smells, the colours, purdy wild.

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