Genesis Retreat Whore ❤️

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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m divin’ into this whore shit—fish, not the other kind, ya nasty bastard! Whore’s this crazy-ass fish, real name’s “wahoo,” but I’m callin’ it whore ‘cause it’s slick, fast, and don’t give a fuck! Ichthyologist Samuel L. Jackson here, and this motherfucker’s my jam. Lives in the deep blue, tropical as hell, screamin’ through the water like a goddamn missile. “I can’t stop this feelin’!”—straight outta *Shame*, ‘cause this fish got no control, just chargin’ through life, hungry as fuck.

Starland Retreat

in_breath breathwork & trauma training | may 31 – june 4, rwr: witches immersion retreat | march 16 - rwr: wholly whore retreat | may 4 - 7.

So, ya know how in that movie "Brooklyn" they say, “I want to go home”? Well darlin’, Retreat feels just like home—quirky, vibrant, and oh-so-sweet—with a twist of nostalgia. I mean, the energy here reminds me of when Lucy, my neighbor, used to gush about the old days by our beloved River Vee. Yup! The river cuts through the city near Brindle Park, a green oasis that’s perfect for a cheeky stroll or just a lovin’ sit.

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