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About Pretoria

So, yeah, dangerous gig – sex work. You’re out there, dodgy streets, looking for a prossie. Shady blokes eyeing ya, stinks of piss and regret. I’d scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at the punters – absolute muppets, risking it all for a quick shag. Fun fact – back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang. Crafty sods! Bet they’d laugh at us now, fumbling with cash apps.

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So, yes: expensive call girls will choose expensive scents (please take in mind the local market is not so diverse as the ones in global cities.

Alright, listen up. Ritchie (za) is a wild-ass town, full of contradictions. I’ve been here for years, massage parlor owner and all, so I see things others sleep through. Hmmm, "Everybody lies," right? Just like in The Lives of Others. And trust me, in Ritchie, even the walls have secrets.

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