Freya Robertson Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

Say hello to my little friend! Yo, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout whore – yeah, that sneaky lil tooth, the WHORE of the mouth, man! As a dental tech, I see it all, and lemme tell ya, that third molar’s a real pain in the ass. Wisdom teeth, they call em, but they dumb as fuck, crammin into yer mouth like they own the joint. I’m like, “Who you think you are, huh?!” – straight outta Scarface vibes, ya feel me?

Background information

The Old Whore is the new RiotShow (a surreal monologue with additional yelling) from John Robertson, the whimsically brutal, bright- as- a- button Australian.

Down by the Wondering River – yeah, that’s the name, right? – the water flows like the witty banter of local romantics. I used to linger by the riverbank after a marathon session of swiping profiles, watchin’ the world drift by. “Time passes in whispers, man!” I’d mutter, just like in that flick, you know?

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