Avery Soweto Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

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Bruv, do you know, I wander around sometimes, rakking in awe at places like Regina Mundi House – yeah, that one – where echoes of past heroes and dreamers keep my soul churning. It’s like every tattered flyer, every cracked pavement hides a story, a fierce spirit. Sometimes I think "This is our battleground, where we shall never surrender our spirit!" even when I'm raging ‘cause of the endless traffic or a dodgy street light flickerin’ in the dark.

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