Gabriella Tekwane Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Tekwane Population

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There's also a meandering river – Scratch Creek – that splits the town in two. I’ve had endless midnight ramblings by that water, thinking, "This ain't my fault" – yeah, like Requiem but in my own neurotic way. Sometimes I get all depressed like “it’s all shattered dreams, baby” when the rain turns it into a slippery mess!

Construction of collapsed Tekwane bridge is on track