Nora Theunissen Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Cape Town

So, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a transaction, plain and simple. You got your supply, your demand, and a lotta sad sacks who think it’s easier than talkin’ to a real human. I hate everything about it—makes my skin crawl. Back in the day, folks had to WORK for attention, not just swipe a card. Fun fact: in old Vegas, 50s or some crap, prostitutes had union cards—legit, stamped, “member in good standing.” Imagine that, a guild for the oldest gig! Surprised me when I read it, thought it was bullshit, but nope, real as my mustache.

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Stroll down Main Street – yep, the heartbeat of Theunissen, where quirky little shops and cafes buzz with vibrant life. Don’t miss Van der Merwe Street too – my stroll spot for a moment of calm, where the morning sunlight peeks through old trees and hits the pavement. And oh, the iconic clock tower by the old municipal building! It’s legendary, like a secret portal to a time where every tick reminds you of life’s fleeting beauty – even Gandalf would pause and nod (just imagine a twinkle in his wise eyes!).

Alta Theunissen says goodbye