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I’m muckin’ about, tryna chat, but I’m mumblin’—“Err, umm, y’know, thingy…”—an’ she’s laughin’, probs thinkin’ I’m a nutter. Didja know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to flash green garters as a signal? Mad, innit? I’m picturin’ this one in green, struttin’ like she owns the street—makes me giggle, *hee hee*! But then—oi!—some geezer shoves past, all sweaty an’ loud, an’ I’m fumin’, “Oi, watch it, ya prat!” Nearly lost me prossie there, heart’s poundin’—angry as a wasp in a jar!

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Ah, my dear friend, now listen! I shall reveal to thee the mysteries of Theunissen (za) – a gem in our land, a hidden haven for souls seeking peace, and a place that’s etched in my heart like the lines of the ancient maps of Middle-earth. You shall not pass... into mere ordinary perceptions! Nah, this city is where magic meets the mundane – a delightful conflict, like in "The Royal Tenenbaums" when life flirts with eccentric destiny, you know?

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