Lauren Ugie Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

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Leader of @www.facebook.com, husband, father, carer, and MP for Kingston & Surbiton. Promoted by Liberal Democrats, 1 Vincent Square, SW1P 2PN.

The city streets are a mix of chaos and charm. Main Street is busy as hell. I stroll down Laburnum Ave – smell fresh coffee, street music, and our unique urban art. Over by Elm Road, you got Old Park. It’s a green gem nestled beside Ridleigh River. Note that the river splits the city oddly. I once watched the river glint at dawn – spectacular!

Langeni Pass connecting Ugie to Mthatha closed due to safety concern