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About Johannesburg

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

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Ah, Zeerust, my friend – pure magic, innit? So lemme tell ya ‘bout this quirky town with my dating app dev eyes. Ya ever hit R27? That’s where I got my first taste of Zeerust. It’s not like the big city, but damn, it's got heart. I used to stroll along 7th Avenue near the old livestock market – pure nostalgia, ya know? I’d be thinkin’, "I'm free!" just like in Shame, but I’m shakin’ not stirrin’.

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