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So, I’m strollin’ down this dodgy street, wood dust still on my boots, and I see her—red heels, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, this could be fun!” Back in medieval times—ha, imagine me, staff and all—I’d have said, “You shall not pass!” to any creep messin’ with her. But nah, she’s got this smirk, like she knows I’m a sucker for a thrill. Little fact for ya—did ya know prostitutes in old London used to flash secret signals with handkerchiefs? Wild, right? She’s givin’ me that vibe, all mysterious.

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Oh, and gotta mention South River – it cuts through town like a wild snake. I've taken my relaxation sessions right by its banks, letting my thoughts drift away. Funny, I once sat there arguing with myself about life and ended up feeling more relaxed than ever. Like, who knew self-talking was so therapeutic?

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