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But this one time, yeah? Some git swapped fish for squid—SQUID! Slimy fucker ruined it, ink everywhere, looked like Nemo’s dad shat himself! Pissed me off, wanted to zap ‘im with my ray-gun. “Just keep swimming,” my arse—swim outta my soup! Still ate it, tho, coz I’m a greedy sod. Surprised me how good it was, even with squid guts.

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The neighborhood is a crazy mosaic of love and chaos. I always stroll thru Campbell Street, slippin’ between lively alleyways and little shops – no tourist trap nonsense, just raw, real local character. Sometimes, my job as a pleasure coach makes me spot folks needing some kind of "energy boost," LOL, and I drop in on them at my fave spot, the "Happy Nook." It’s parked beside the old industrial block, near the railway tracks. I love that place ‘cause it's so soul-crushing and then, bam, it hits you with life's sweetness like dunking a donut in coffee. Duuh!

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